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Da Vinci’s Laundry Tickets

A hilarious new comedy painting the real scandal behind the art world.

Recommended 14+ Children under the age of 16 must be accompanied by and sat next to a ticketholder who is at least 18 years old.

Performance dates

6 October - 25 October 2025

Run time: TBC

No interval

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Two Art salespeople. One Da Vinci. Or is it a Da Vinci? Da Vinci’s Laundry is a razor-sharp crime comedy set in the champagne- soaked, morally compromised world of high-end art. A rip-roaring examination of masterpieces, money laundering, romance and how the art world stopped being about art and started being about Power. Following the hugely successful run of Thanks For Having Me, Keelan Kember returns to Riverside Studios Main Stage with a brand new blistering satirical comedy - premiering for a strictly limited run

Upcoming Performance Times

Monday6 October 2025
Tuesday7 October 2025
Wednesday8 October 2025
Thursday9 October 2025
Thursday9 October 2025
Friday10 October 2025
Saturday11 October 2025
19:30
19:30
19:30
14:30
19:30
19:30
14:30

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Content

Strong Language, Violence & Threats, Death References, Sexual References, Alcohol & Drugs References
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